Cigars 101 - It's Personal

I have always been of the opinion that you shouldn'ta mentor to provide the proper tutelage.  The
trust anyone who doesn't have at least one knownworst thing you can do is try to smoke a type of
vice, be it swearing, drinking, smoking, or whatever. cigar to impress someone else, not yourself. 
If they appear to be overly virtuous, then they areFurther, a cigar should not be forced on you as it is a
probably hiding something much more malicious. Iconscious decision you must personally make.
remember one fellow from Toledo who went toI cannot possibly teach you everything you need to
great lengths to project a Lilly-white image.  Heknow about selecting a cigar herein, there are simply
regularly attended church, could quote chapter andtoo many variables involved, everything from its
verse from the Bible, and condemned anyone fororigin and manufacturer, to the wrapper, the filler, or
any form of indiscretion.  You would have believedeven how it should be cut and lit.  Outsiders may be
such a person would be trustworthy, honest andsurprised to learn the best cigar wrappers do not
forthright.  Frankly, I found him to be one of thecome from the Caribbean, but rather Connecticut,
most ruthless and unscrupulous businessmen I everright here in the good old U.S.A.  There is evidently
had the displeasure to meet, not to mention ansomething in the Connecticut soil conducive for
extreme bore.  I have challenged this rule about vicegrowing the right leaves for wrapping a cigar.  As
over the years and found it to hold true time andStengel would have said, "Who da thunk it."
again.I was always envious of Winston Churchill, the
As for me, my passion has always been cigars,famous Prime Minister of England, who was an iconic
something I learned to smoke when I was thirteenfigure for the cigar.  I have read books on Churchill
years old behind my friend's house in Chicago (aand had the pleasure of visiting his Chartwell home in
White Owl Classic if memory serves me correctly). England.  Interestingly, when Churchill was alive there
I am not advocating smoking or trying to encouragewas always at least 10,000 cigars in his home.  It
others to imbibe, just to describe someone's choice inseems he received truckloads of them from various
life.  I do not promote or advocate smoking cigars,heads of state, grateful constituents, and various
but I have found it to be a small personal pleasure. manufacturers who hoped he would endorse their
I guess I am at the stage where I am no longerproduct.  Imagine what a learning experience it
impressed by mansions, fast sports cars, boats, orwould have been to sample the various cigars under
any other "boys toys" to find happiness.  To me it'shis roof.
the little things that makes life pleasurable, such as aYes, I have had my fair share of detractors over the
fine woman, good company and conversation,years condemn me for my passion, and I make an
perhaps a drink, and a really good cigar.effort not to let it interfere with others, but the
I never acquired a taste for cigarettes or chewingtaunting by the anti-smoking establishment gets
tobacco and found them to be simply a waste ofrather tiresome.  They just do not understand the
time (and money), but that's me.  Occasionally I'llpleasure of a good cigar.  A few years ago when I
pick up a pipe, but frankly, I get more enjoymentwas still coaching and umpiring in Little League, I went
out of a cigar.  In addition to recreation, I enjoydown to the local ball fields one night to see a
smoking a cigar while I'm writing as it allows me tofriend's son play. I was comfortably sitting away
pause and concentrate on the subject at hand.  Itfrom others in the outfield and had just lit a cigar
also helps me pass the time when performing thewhen another coach spotted me and, lacking an
tedium of mowing my lawn.umpire for his game, begged me to call the game for
Cigars come in a wide variety of sizes, shapes, colorshim.  I reluctantly accepted and entered the field
and tastes and one of the biggest misconceptions Iwith my cigar in tow.  Some of the parents jeered
would like to clear up is there is no such thing as ame for the cigar but I assured them not to worry
bad one, unless of course it has dried out, beenand I put it out and stuck it in the backstop fence so
soiled, or somehow been damaged.  Actually, it's aI could smoke it later.  The game went on for
matter of matching the right person to the rightseveral innings.  When it was over, I returned to
cigar.  There are some cigars I simply wouldn't touchretrieve the cigar and found it had fallen out of the
with a ten foot pole, such as a green-leafed natural,fence and on to the red clay of the field, much to
something soaked in liquor, or twisted to look like athe amusement of the parents who chided me
rope.  I have enjoyed tobacco from Cuba, theearlier.  Unfazed, I simply rubbed the red clay off
Honduras, the Dominican Republic, Mexico, theand re-lit it, much to the amazement of the
Philippines, and many other locations.  My tastesparents.  "Sorry," I said, "but there is nothing like a
have evolved over the years whereby I prefer agood cigar."
large cigar with a generous ring size and wrapped in aIt's personal.
dark Maduro leaf.  But again, that's me.  Cigars are aP.S. - The term "Stogie" comes from Conestoga, a
personal thing.  What one smoker may enjoy,village of southeast Pennsylvania which, in its heyday,
another may despise.  That's why it is a matter ofmanufactured cigars.
trying different cigars until you find what you like. Keep the Faith!
Novice cigar aficionados should seek the expertise of