Ichiro is Peter Pan

As I was listening to some sports talk show thethe first base line in a nifty 3.2 seconds, putting him
other day, they were giving highlights of the previousthere with the fastest players ever. If he hits a
evening's MLB All-Star Game. I heard the voice ofchopper into the ground, forget it. If he sends one
Ichiro Suzuki, the game's MVP, come over my radio,into the gap, he will likely be standing on third in less
speaking perfect English during the post-gamethan ten seconds.
interview. I was shocked to hear the progress he hasHis throwing arm is a cannon, especially for someone
made with our language. Of course, then I realizedwho is so slight-of-build. Players and fans everywhere
that Ichiro was speaking through an interpreter.know that you can't run on Ichiro, so rarely does
While Vladimir "The Impaler" Guerrero was bashinganyone try. His move from right field to center has
the baseball 500 feet on his way to winning theallowed the Mariners to bring in Jose Guillen this year,
Home Run Derby, Ichiro demonstrated his skills whena big improvement over Jeremy Reed or Willie
it counted. He went 3-for-3 in the Big Game, showingBloomquist. Ichiro is one of the best center fielders in
NL pitchers and fans what they've been missing overthe game, although we don't often see him on
the last seven years. In the first inning, he drilled aESPN's Web Gems. Who needs to make a leaping or
patented Ichiro single off of Jake Peavy. Later in thediving catch if you can beat the ball to the spot?
game, he hit a long fly ball off the wall in right field.Two players which I saw play as I was growing up
When the ball took a funny bounce off the wall rightremind me of Ichiro at the plate. Wade Boggs and
by the venerable Ken Griffey Jr, everybody in theTony Gwynn defined pure hitting in the 80's,
park knew Ichiro had a chance to score. And he did.forsaking power for the ability to consistently hit line
The mystical Mariner outfielder has been a fixture indrives to all fields. If you look up Ichiro's comparables
Seattle since 2001, when he was imported frombased on stats, though, you get guys like Bake
Japan. He has not (or will not) speak fluent English,McBride and Ron LeFlore...good players, but not nearly
although some sources claim that he does thisof his caliber. In fact, it is difficult to find a player like
intentionally in order to avoid reporters. He reportedlyIchiro anywhere in the history of baseball.
keeps his bats in a humidor, listens to rap music, andIronically, the player Ichiro is least like is his own
loves "Star Wars". Ichiro's limited American vocabularyteammate, Richie Sexson, who hits one ball out of
consists of phrases such as 'What Up Dog' and 'Yothe park every five games and somehow makes
Mama'.millions of dollars doing it. Today's baseball is
As I write this post, The Seattle Mariners have justcommitted to the long ball, building behemoths who
agreed to a five-year contract with Mr. Suzuki in thecan drive towering shots over drawn-in fences.
neighborhood of one hundred million smackers.Sabermetrics preaches the value of the walk and the
Although the Mariners have their Moose, Ichiro is thehome run. Ichiro's greatness transcends modern-day
true Mariner mascot. He is solely responsible forwisdom.
drawing thousands of fans to the stadium everyI've come to a profound realization: Baseball is not (or
night. What other player has their name chanted inshould not be) about winning. The game I love is
unison by an entire ballpark when he gets ready toabout Ernie Banks, the curse of the Bambino, and
hit?Pine Tar. We revel in blown calls, fan interference,
Hitting for contact is one thing Ichiro can do betterand coaches jawing with an umpire face-to-face. In
than almost anyone who has ever played. His battingfact, my favorite part of the game is the
style is unorthodox, to say the least. He does notpitcher-batter duel. The universe comes to a stop
keep his balance back, as the book on hitting says towhen John Lackey deals filth to Alex Rodriguez. Pitch
do, but often shifts his weight to his front foot,by pitch, moment by moment, who will win the
bringing the bat through the hitting zone as though itbattle? Ichiro wins his wars more than any other
were a broom. You would not teach your child to hitplayer.
the way Ichiro does, and yet he has provenMy daughter just turned one year old last month. I
extremely effective. He has hit over .300 every yearplan to share my love of the game with her as she
in the majors, including .355 so far this year. If Vlad isgrows up. I relish in the thought that she will see
the Impaler, then Ichiro is the Acupuncturist, stickingIchiro Suzuki play, even if he is an old man. I will tell
it to the other team one line drive at a time. He isher that he is the Peter Pan of baseball - that he is
the Peter Pan of the American League, gracefullyfrom Neverland, sprinkled with fairy dust, always just
flitting here and there, swatting cue shots up thea little too fast to be caught in the dreaded grasp of
middle, always just beating out the grounder to short.Captain Hook.
Sabermetricians must hate him. He draws fewer thanSometime in the future, on a warm summer day, a
one walk for every fifteen plate appearances in hiscrowd of people will gather in Cooperstown, New
career, although his ratio is a little better in 2007. HeYork. They will turn their attention to the man at the
displays little power, preferring to hit 'em where theypodium who has enthralled them with his bat and
aint (see Wee Willie Keeler). Although he has a .333glove. He was not like any other player they had
career batting average, his On Base Percentage isever seen. He will not speak in a language that they
only .379, and his Slugging Percentage is .439, a hardlyunderstand, but his words will be relayed through
Ruthian figure. Yet, if you asked today's GMs aboutanother. That is because he comes from another
guys they would like to start a team with, Ichiro'splace, seemingly not of this world. Mustering up the
name rises to the top.few English words that he knows, he will exclaim
In addition to Ichiro's incredible hitting prowess, he is"What up Dog?", and the people in return will chant
a gazelle on the basepaths. He reportedly gets downI-CHI-RO, I-CHI-RO!